Hahahahaha! I’m such as child. Hilarious carrots and parsnips are pretty standard, and a highlight of digging in the mud in winter; and sweet peppers have recently been getting in on the act, with some pretty obscene and unbroadcastable shapes. And now the tomatoes (particularly the saucy Green Zebras) are joining in!
I haven’t just been silly and childish this week, actually; I’ve also been reasonably grown-up and forward-thinking, saving some dried chive seed last night before the rains came. So there, yah-boo *blows raspberry*.